From the “Time to give up on the human species” file: Adele’s “Someone Like You” is a top picked funeral song in the UK, according to a new list that just came out. Yeah. As in, “Don’t worry, Pops. We’re bummed you’re dead, but don’t worry, we’ll find a replacement, who will be like you but probably better. We hope you and that dick, Jesus, are real happy together. NBD.”

The rest of the (equally awkward) list is below.

The top twenty pop songs requested at funerals in 2012 are:

1. Frank Sinatra – ‘My Way’
2. Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli – ‘Time To Say Goodbye’
3. Bette Midler – ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’
4. Eva Cassidy – ‘Over the Rainbow’
5. Robbie Williams – ‘Angels’
6. Westlife – ‘You Raise Me Up’
7. Gerry & the Pacemakers – ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’
8. Vera Lynn – ‘We’ll Meet Again’
9. Celine Dion – ‘My Heart Will Go On’
10. Nat King Cole – ‘Unforgettable’
11. Tina Turner – ‘The Best’
12. Whitney Houston/Dolly Parton – ‘I Will Always Love You’
13. Monty Python – ‘Always Look on the Bright Side of Life’
14. Luthor Vandross – ‘Dance With My Father’
15. Louis Armstrong – ‘Wonderful World’
16. Daniel O’Donnel – ‘Danny Boy’
17. Eva Cassidy – ‘Fields of Gold’
18. Righteous Brothers (and various) – ‘Unchained Melody’
19. Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’
20. Eva Cassidy – ‘Songbird’

via NME